This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
Tonight I unfriended two people on Facebook and cried because my roommate is senseless sometimes, so even after spending a weekend hearing the Gospel from phenomenal pastors- here I am.
Get over the hipster thing and then get as excited as I am because the Polaroid camera Ethan picked me up at the thrift shop works!! #imnotevenhipster #ihatemacaroons
HOW HARD IS IT TO CLEAN AND KEEP THINGS CLEAN AND PUT THINGS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG AND HOW THEY BELONG.
Attn: NYC FalPals. Just got word that the NBC Store is giving a very special bonus gift to people who spend $75 or more! (In-store only, not online.)
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot